What are some great short jokes?

Read also:

• Tom Cruise Reportedly Tried to Recruit This ‘Weak-Minded’ Celebrity Into Scientology, per Resurfaced Reports - SheKnows
• Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?
• Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?
• Why is fitness important?
• Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
• What does it mean when someone tells you they love you and want you in their life, but doesn't want to commit?
• What is Vocal separation? 🤔
• Algorithm to analyze smartphone app data can predict MS symptoms - Multiple Sclerosis News Today
• Why is there so much free porn on the internet?
• Northern Lights Alert: 8 States May See Aurora Borealis Monday Night - Forbes
• Lawsuit says mayor called people who opposed Buc-ee's project 'terrorists' - 9News
• Why men with broken heart syndrome are more likely to die, according to experts - East Idaho News